Private Eye ( Cyclops /833 ) Potential Nerd

A typical Eye crossword again this time with “suitable” clues.

Solving proceeded from the bottom left corner through the centre to the right hand side before getting back to the clue I first failed to cold solve, 1d.  At that point there were only a few linked unsolved lights strung down the left-hand side.
As I said, 1d defeated me but 22d was a bit of a write in for an FOI.  Maybe Cockney Rhyming Slang is my special subject?  No,  more likely it is euphemisms for being pissed.
22d gave first letters for three other lights, two of which were solved but the third resisted till the end.
What really helped was soon getting the multi-light answer 3/15/23 which gave many other crossers, including first letters, and massively opened up the right-hand side of the grid.
So eventually after getting 7a (about whom I will not comment for fear of attracting an 18 rating to the site ) I got that pesky 1d.
Last few went in in the other 11a, 13a, 14d, 26a and finally 28d.
13a in particular held me up – I was stuck thinking “Tulsa lacking centre” gave TU[l]SA.
That LOI, 28d, was a homophone, of course.  I do find homophone clues particularly difficult when the cryptically clued “sound-alike” word is a different length from the homophone.

Favourite clue: 31a for the surface reading which can be taken as topical – though admittedly it is probably topical at any time in history.

Sorry.  No “per clue” humour this month – I am not in a very jolly state lately.

Across
7 RUPERT LOWE Bear down on English far right figure? (6,4)
RUPERT (Bear) LOW (down) E[nglish]
9 SCAN Sex primarily has the power to probe (4)
S[ex] CAN (has power)
11 LITHE With the light on, male does not get stiff (5)
LIT (With the light on) HE (male)
12 PLUTOCRAT Elon Musk‘s heavenly body? Cold arse! (9)
PLUTO (heavenly body) C[old] RAT (arse)
13 CANASTA Jail like Tulsa lacking centre for game (7)
CAN (Jail) AS (like) T[uls]A
16 HAM IT UP A joint before sex, rather excited – act badly (3,2,2)
HAM (a joint) IT (sex) UP (rather excited)
18 BILL Clinton’s reckoning (4)
As in Bill (aka William Jefferson) of that ilk
19 DUD US bloke getting end away – failure (3)
DUD[e]
21 ROTA Balls on a roll (4)
ROT (balls) A
22 BALLAST Damn recruiting ex-VP to steady the ship? (7)
BLAST (damn) around (recruiting) AL [Gore] (ex-VP)
24 CRY WOLF Cause unnecessary alarm about extremely randy Casanova (3,4)
C (about, circa) R[and]Y WOLF (Casanova)
26 ANNOUNCER Broadcaster Widdecombe, catty creature on right? (9)
ANN [widdecombe] OUNCE (catty creature) R[ight]
29 SKIRT Steer clear of sexist term! (5)
Double Def.
30 MARX “Heard Carney’s a major commie!” (4)
Homophone “Mark’s” as in Mark carney Canadian PM and ex-Gov. BoE
31 ALL-NIGHTER Party that’s enduring disastrous rating hell (3-7)
(RATING HELL)* AInd: disastrous.
Down
1 FROLIC What fun for different Labour leader to get in charge! (6)
(FOR)* AInd: different, L[abour] IC (In Charge)
2 FREE In brief, Rees-Mogg on the house (4)
Hidden in brieF REEs-Mogg
3/15/23 SLAP AND TICKLE Mates turned up with delight for old-fashioned foreplay (4,3,6)
PALS< (Mates, turned up) AND (with) TICKLE (delight)
4 G W BUSH An old president needs good wife and coach to get hard (1,1,4)
G[ood] W[ife] BUS (coach) H[ard]
5 SCAR Squadron leader with automatic makes mark? (4)
S[quadron] CAR (automatic)
6 INSTEP Foot’s area: toeing the party line? (6)
IN STEP (toeing the party line)
8 POTENTIAL It takes one tit to break into China’s future capability (9)
(ONE TIT)* AInd: to break, in PAL (China)
10 FORMERLY Reform moving to left – “Why?” texted earlier (8)
(REFORM)* AInd: moving, L[eft] Y “Why” Homophone Ind: texted.
14 SYLLABUS Course programme, organised bullshit, say – hit out (8)
(BULLSHIT SAY – HIT)* AInd: organised.
17 TATTOOIST One who makes little pricks beat one way (9)
TATTOO (beat) 1 (one) ST (way, street)
20 DOC Who’ll cure fish on the turn (3)
COD< (fish, on the turn)
22 BRAHMS He scored, though half pissed (6)
One half of “Brahms and Liszt” = pissed
First one in
25 FUTURE Tense, vulgar swearing online? True, sadly (6)
FU (vulgar swearing) (TRUE)* AInd: sadly.
27 NERD Wally‘s dinner date centre (4)
Hidden in centre of dinNER Date
28 RING Said “squeeze tightly”, as a token of love (4)
“Wring” Homophone Ind: said.
Last one in
29 SIGN Some of us ignore a two-fingered salute? (4)
Hidden in uS IGNore

Unbelievable fact:
When Celine Dion came out as a big supporter of farmers she removed all the consonants from her name.

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