Private Eye (Cyclops / 840) Stolen Caress

A fun workout as ever, again in my personal goldilocks zone.

I completed this in one enjoyable (but not brief) session. As with the best puzzles, it took a while to get a foothold, after which many solutions arrived more quickly, and with more crossers the remainder eventually yielded. As a data-based professional I wonder if there’s something of a bell curve pattern there.

Some of the parsings eluded me for a while and required a second look (at least), and as ever, with the benefit of hindsight I can’t see what all the fuss was about.

Thanks as ever to Cyclops for the puzzle.

On the Saturday when this blog is published I shall be indulging in another of my masochistic hobbies, running up and down hills at an event in Dorset, so I will not be able to promptly respond in the likely event of any errors, omissions or other such balls-ups.

Across

7 RANSOM Price to be paid having managed to get a bit (getting end away) (6)

A charade of RAN (managed) + SOM[e] (‘a bit’ with the end missing/away).

8 ATLANTIC A trivial, empty prank that divides Trump and Burnham (8)
A (from surface) + T[rivia]L (empty) + ANTIC (prank).
An ocean seems like a good metaphor for the stated divide.
10/15 POLITICAL DONATIONS Conservative in skewed national poll – idiot’s left out millions in Reform’s case (9,9)

An anagram (skewed) of C[onservative] in NATIONAL POL[L] IDIOTS (one L for left removed/out).

12 TUTOR Guardian – dearie me – has outright rubbish leaders (5)
TUT (dearie me) + O[utright] + R[ubbish].
13 CIRCA About to have leader of Costa Rica removed (5)
C (leader/first letter of Costa) + IRCA, an anagram (removed) of Rica.
15 See 10ac.
17 MALPRACTICE Publicity operation mired in hostility amounts to misconduct (11)
An envelope (mired in) of PR ACT (publicity operation) inside MALICE (hostility).
21 ENDOWMENT Grant‘s large penis? (9)
A cryptic definition referring to the euphemistic description of some as ‘well endowed’.
23 KEY IN Enter: “Kinky elasticated tops, one Scottish” (3,2)
K[inky] + E[lasticated] (their tops) + YIN, a dialectical Scottish word for ‘one’.Definition as on a keyboard or number pad.
24 TALKS Discussions utter shit – knock off (5)
TALK (utter) + S – (Shit minus ‘hit’ i.e. knock, off).
26 PARALEGAL Start to admit having large bollocks squeezed by mate is a help to lawyers (9)
An envelope of ARALEG, an anagram (bollocks) of A[dmit] + LARGE, inside P_AL (mate).Originally I was trying to parse this as L + GEAR (apparently an obsolete British dialect word for nonsense) – bollocks!
28 CHEQUERS Burnham’s house inspectors caught (8)
Sounds like (caught) checkers, i.e. inspectors.
29 SUNTAN Tabloid’s onto Brown’s memento of a Caribbean visit? (6)
SUN (tabloid) + TAN (brown).

Down

1 TROPICS Cyclops caught in embrace of bad sport in steamy location? (7)
An envelope (in embrace of) of I (Cyclops) + C[aught] (cricket scoring) inside TROPS, an anagram (bad) of SPORT.This took me a while to see, even with the geographic hint from the previous clue.
2 ANAL Melania (“not me, not I!”) turns up, arse-like (4)
A reversal (turns up) of LANA, which is MELANIA minus (not) ME minus (not) I).
3 CONTRAFLOW Stupid or daft clown dropping Democrat’s traffic management scheme (10)
An anagram (stupid) of OR [D]AFT CLOWN, dropping D[emocrat].
4 STOLEN Hot woman’s wear (Northern) (6)
STOLE (woman’s wear – a type of shawl) + N[orthern].
Definition as in hot/stolen goods. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen or hear stole in this sense outside of crossword.
5 PACT Alliance prepared for a holiday broadcast? (4)
Sounds like (broadcast) ‘prepared for a holiday’.
6 STATIONERY Burst into tears about bloody missing family’s forms (10)
An anagramy (burst) of INTO TEARS + [blood]Y (missing blood i.e. family).
My LOI. It had to be that, but it took (bloody) ages to see the parsing!
9 CARESS Prudence, the Nazi organisation’s soft touch (6)
CARE (prudence) + SS (Schutzstaffel, Nazi organisation).
11 CIDER Cops on about booze (5)
CID (cops) + ER, which is RE (on) reversed (about).
14 REMODELLED Being sadly older led me to get cast in a new way (10)
An anagram (sadly) of OLDER LED ME.
16 THINK ALOUD Say what’s on your mind! (5,5)
Cryptic definition.
18 CATER Provide the decentralised cutting of Conservative and Reform leads (5)
An envelope of TE (the ‘decentralised’) inside (cutting) C[onservative] A[nd] R[eform].
Another that took me while to be sure about/properly parse, having not noticed the A from and could be used/understood the decentralisation device.
19 HECTIC That bloke Trump, militarily speaking, tense inside, is chaotic (6)
HE (that bloke) + T[ense] + C[ommander] I[n] C[hief] (Trump, militarily speaking).
Since we apparently have to see him in Eye puzzles, it’s nice to have an apt, if sobering surface.
20 ENGLAND Nigel turns one off with “Nation!” (7)
ENGL, an anagram (turns) of NGEL (Nigel, one i.e. I, off) + AND (with).
22 EXPERT Ending of the Times by bold old hand (6)
[th]E (ending of the) + X (times) + PERT (bold).
25 SMUT Filth produced by corporations on the rise (4)
A reversal (on the rise, in a down clue) of TUMS (corporations).
27 GOTH Old warlike type became hard (4)
GOT (became) + H[ard].

3 comments on “Private Eye (Cyclops / 840) Stolen Caress”

  1. Franko's avatar
    Franko

    Thanks Simonbyc and Cyclops. I found this tough and also had difficulties with parsing a few clues. It looks like the same ones as yourself. I marked 21a and 2d as favourites which were a Cyclopsian combination of cheekiness and cleverness.
    For 5d, you missed typing PACKED. Good luck on the running.

  2. Roz's avatar
    Roz

    Thanks for the blog and good luck with the running . I agree that this was tougher than normal but many good clues . Not sure that “about” is needed for STATIONERY but does not spoil the clue .

  3. Paul Mellor's avatar
    Paul Mellor

    Am I alone in finding “ Guardian” and “ tutor” a bit of a stretch ?

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