S&B 2026 – Catnip

This was a puzzle themed around Microsoft products.

 picture of the completed grid

ACROSS
1 DEFENDER
Guardian put off covering death (8)

Defer(=put off) around end(=death)

6 MASTER
Married at the back of ship, missing navy commander… (6)

Ma{rried} + ster[n](=back of ship minus n{avy})

9 STREAM
…arranged to watch online (6)

Master* (the previous answer)

10 DISTRICT
Area in which detective gets tough (8)

DI(=Detective Inspector) + strict(=tough)

11 SUGARCOAT
Dress up perverted cougars with aunt’s clothing (9)

Cougars* + a[un]t

12 FABLE
Brilliant fifty by English legend (5)

Fab(=brilliant) + L(=fifty in Roman numerals) + E{nglish}

14 FALLOUT
Footballers given latitude with oaf’s quarrel (4,3)

FA(=Football Association) + l{atitude} + lout(=oaf)

15 NOTEPAD
Computer tape to be refurbished, carried by unspoken assent (7)

Tape* in nod(=unspoken assent)

17 TEMPEST
Police lying about nuisance creating disturbance (7)

Met<(=Metropolitan police "lying about") + pest(=nuisance)

19 OUTLOOK
Forecast UK to rent bottling facilities (7)

(UK to)* around loo(=facilities)

22 PAPAL
Secretary introduces friend of church leader (5)

PA(=personal assistant i.e. secretary) + pal(=friend)

24 FRONT PAGE
Call beyond prom where splashes may be seen (5,4)

Page(=call, as in "page someone") after front(=prom in the sense of promontory)

26 RUNNIEST
Most fluid dynamics basically dropped in deplorable uni trends (8)

(Uni tren[d]s)*

27 SPIRIT
Demon drink (6)

DD

28 HEARTS
Tries to frame Tiger’s first club (6)

Hears(=tries, as in tries/hears a case) around T{iger}. Def refers to the football club Hearts.

29 DESIGNER
Stylist is gender bending (8)

(Is gender)*

DOWN
2 ENTOURAGE
Irritate solicitor almost wedged inside train (9)

Enrage(=irritate) with tou{t}(=solicitor) inside

3 EYEBALL
Where pupil is subject to examination (7)

DD. To eyeball something is to subject it to examination.

4 DAMP COURSE
Woke, for you and me, embodied by drag actor’s home feature (4,6)

(PC(=politically correct, similar to woke) + ours(=for you and me)) in dame(=drag actor)

5 RADIAL
Spoke with Republican – America screwed up (6)

R{epublican} + A{merican} + laid<(=screwed in the sense of having sex)

6 MESH
Marine discharged quietly to get engaged (4)

M[arin]e(=discharged i.e. remove its charge or contents) + sh(=quietly)

7 SURFACE
Top expert on water board? (7)

CD/DD. Top=surface, surf ace = expert on water board.

8 EXCEL
Beat old tailless Manx? (5)

Ex(=old) + Cel[t]. The Manx people are of partly Celtic origin.

13 COLUMNISTS
Graduates denied opening, squeezed by expenses, becoming writers (10)

[A]lumni(=graduates) in costs(=expenses)

16 ALONGSIDE
Digs around unique housing next door (9)

Digs* in alone(=unique)

18 PLANNER
Mastermind aircraft bearing north over Romania (7)

Plane(=aircraft) around(=bearing) N{orth} + R{omania}

20 LAPWING
Bird‘s song cut short with boring electronic noise (7)

La[y](=song) + (w{ith} in ping(=electronic noise))

21 GRATED
Measure of going rate definitely went down badly (6)

Hidden in "going rate definitely"

23 AZURE
Middle of lazy river is blue (5)

[L]az[y] + Ure(=river in Yorkshire)

25 LENS
Tends to ignore Australian in French city (4)

Le[a]ns(=tends minus A{ustralian})

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