Private Eye ( Cyclops / 831 ) Green belt Havoc

An enjoyable puzzle from Cyclops this time.  The clue surfaces were at their story-telling best, in the usual Private Eye style.


The puzzle started with 1d’s hilarious surface reading, and was solved faster than I expected.  The anagram part was clearly signalled.  But I am tempted to award it my top clue badge for the surface reading – and I will!
Then I slapped in 8a – wrong.  I do have trouble pronouncing and thus spelling “NM” words.

Among other clues worthy of note I will pick out 12/13.  Even though WREAK is not an adjective, this reminds me of a wordgame I have stumbled upon recently:
Nounsense:  https://daily.gametje.com/nounsense/ You are presented with an adjective and have to supply the most apt noun.    Maybe it’s just me but I like to get a really low non-zero score.

Thus the last clue solved was 2d – it did not help at all having a crossing N instead of M and it took a while to figure out what was going on.

Across
8 ENMITY Malice spreads anytime leader is kicked out (6)
([a]NYTIME)* AInd: spreads.
One of those NM words I have trouble spelling and pronouncing correctly, and don’t ask me to say ANENOME
9 MAGNOLIA Bush gets Trump backers to import northern crude oil (8)
(N[orthern] OIL)* AInd: crude, inside (imported by) MAGA (Trump backers)
Magnolias are lovely but their flowers seem to be over so quickly
11 GREEN BELT Maybe Polanski goes on strike to secure undeveloped land (5,4)
GREEN (Polanski, maybe), BELT (strike)
Nice to see Zack as Green Party leader getting his place as an example in a cryptic clue.
12/13 WREAK HAVOC Vow a hacker made about what Trump’s actions do (5,5)
(VOW A HACKER)* AInd: made about.
Not many things get “Wreaked” none of them good. Havoc, Destruction, Revenge, Vengeance, any more?
15 PARAMEDIC Pence joins Democrats in America – oddly a potential life-saver (9)
(P[ence] D[emocrats] AMERICA)* AInd: oddly.
Ref. surface of the clue: Stranger things have happened?
17 COPPER Old boiler“: can that be PC? (6)
Double Def.
I remember pushing clothes around in the copper when I was small, before mum got a twin-tub
18 CINEMA Pictures of Chirac in email content (6)
Hidden in ChiraC IN EMAil, Hidden Ind: content
Also from the 60s, I never knew the Cinema as anything than “The Pictures” or “The Flicks”
21 LOSE TOUCH Cryptic clue’s too hard – fail to keep up (4,5)
(CLUE’S TOO H[ard])* AInd: cryptic.
And the list of films not yet watched and books not yet read gets longer. Maybe when I retire.
23 SOCKS Beats members’ wear (5)
Double Def.
Do not make the mistake of putting condoms on your feet. They’re too tight.
24 NIGEL Party leader finally beaten by international set (5)
[beate]N I[nternational] GEL (set)
Fartage’s true colours coming out recently
26 TERMINATE Wind up getting temperature one time, on wearing fur (9)
T[emperature] A T (one time) inside (on wearing) ERMINE (fur)
Terminate the Ermine! (Abolish the House of Lords)
28 EMISSARY State agent is into working? My arse! (8)
IS (is) inside (into) (MY ARSE)* AInd: working.
Turns out our ex-US Emissary was an utter arse after all
29 SPOILT Over-indulged Post Office is covered in mud (6)
PO (Post Office) inside (is covered in) SILT (mud)
The Post Office’s name is still mud after the Horizon scandal. I wonder how many decades it will take to regain its reputation. Sir Rowland Hill will be spinning in his grave.
Down
1 LENGTHY Long and hard, gently stimulated all round (7)
(GENTLY)* AInd: stimulated, around H[ard]
Surface reading in classic Eye clue style.
2 IMPERVIOUS Unmoved, just like Trump crushing Republicans? (10)
Double Def.
Hard as nails and twice as thick
3 STUN Balls dropped? Just the opposite, causing shock (4)
NUTS< (Balls) reversed (opposite of dropped)
The reverse might be a shock.
4 BANTER Ridicule ten getting pissed in pub (6)
(TEN)* AInd: getting pissed, inside BAR (pub)
Only ten? I suppose the goalie was the designated driver.
5 IN TWO MINDS Cares halved at first? Doubtful (2,3,5)
MINDS (Cares) IN TWO (halved) at first
It might be useful having to minds. I could catch up my reading whilst watching a film.
6 CLUE Tip: Labour leader needed inside prompt (4)
L[abour] inside CUE (prompt)
I put the def. as “tip” but it could almost be taken as “prompt” and tip used to provide CUE
7 PACK ICE Crew with US enforcement, very dangerous in the main (4,3)
PACK (crew) ICE (US enforcement)
I have been on a cruise ship and concur, it is dangerous to pack too much ice in your scotch on the rocks
14 CAPITALIST Restrict sex with celebrated tycoon? (10)
CAP (Restrict) IT (sex) A-LIST (celebrated)
Is that why Musk is such an arsehole?
16 DEMOCRATIC Un-Republican” march – Commander-in-Chief covers arse (10)
DEMO (march) CIC (Commander-in-Chief) around (covers) RAT (arse)
… as is always the way
18 COHORT Military unit in Pacific – oh, or Tehran (6)
Hidden in PacifiC – OH, OR Tehran
Roman military unit of about 480 soldiers. Don’t annoy them.
19 SLANDER Smear last of oil inside tool (7)
[oi]L inside SANDER (tool)
You get bad mouthed if you don’t ensure your sander is well oiled
20 ASSENTS A number of thumbs up Trump’s behind – tens perhaps? (7)
ASS (behind, US style) (TENS)* AInd: perhaps.
There’s more than a few thumbs up there
22 UPTURN Holding power, what Thatcher wouldn’t do for a boost (6)
P[ower] inside (held by) U-TURN (what Thatcher wouldn’t do)
Some would say Thatcher held power too long
25/10 GRIM REAPER You’ll be dead unlucky when he comes at you with his long tool (4,6)
Cryptic clue
Steer clear of anyone waving a scythe about
27 IMPS Trouble-makers backing politician’s intrusion into lives (4)
MP (politician) inside (intrusion in) IS (lives)
Do politicians intrude into our lives too much, or too little?

I tried to read a book on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn’t find the beginning.

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