Independent 8524 by Jambazi (Saturday Prize Puzzle 8 February 2014)

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‘Jambazi’ is ‘Tramp’s Indy pseudonym, but on closer inspection of this puzzle, could he also be ‘Cyclops’ in disguise?…

On my initial solve, this seemed a fairly straightforward puzzle – suitably difficult for a Saturday prize crossword, with a few nice touches and smile-inducing moments – but no obvious theme or nina…

However, on revisiting it to write the blog, a darker, smuttier undercurrent soon became apparent…

References to ‘Mayfair’ and ‘Penthouse’; Lad mags and ‘modesty bags’; TOP SHELF = FLESHPOT in 16D; a pawn/porn homophone; ‘topless obsession’ in 3D; ‘hot models’ stripping in 25A to become UNCLOTHEd; a ‘bird’ folded across ‘centre sheets’ in 21D…and a reference to Cosmo in 1A as a bit of balance for the ladies?!

Maybe I am seeing too much here – and revealing more about myself and my adolescent past than I should be? – but I suspect Jambazi is enjoying a cruciverbal riffle through the top shelf of his local newsagent – although I’m not sure if this is completely suitable material as a precursor to Valentine’s Day?…I’m off for a cold shower and a lie-down…

 

Across
Clue No Solution Clue Definition (with occasional embellishments) /
Logic/parsing
1A COSMOS Short magazine’s creation (6) Creation /
COSMO(politan) – short magazine – plus possessive ‘S’
5A LUMP SUMS Paper follows members in unions after large payments (4,4) large payments /
L (large) + U___ U (unions) around MPS (members), plus MS (manuscript, paper)
9A/7D MOUNTAIN (SHEEP) One man upset with Penthouse being at a height? (8,5) height /
anag (i.e. upset) of I (one) + MAN + PENTHOUSE
10A DREADS Fears daughter has to look at front of shelf (6) Fears /
D (daughter) + READ (look at) + S (first letter – front – of ‘shelf’)
11A MICROSCOPIST One looks through slides of trips, comic so funny (12) One (who) looks through slides /
anag (i.e. funny) of TRIPS COMIC SO
13A PAWN Picked up erotic man (4) man (chess piece) /
homophone – PAWN sounds like PORN(ography) – colloquial shortened adjective/noun for erotic/a
14A SCREW EYE Ring for wood? Small men watch (5,3) Ring for wood? (knot-hole in wood?) /
S (small) + CREW (men) + EYE (watch). (Query definition – technically speaking a screw formed in a loop for rope/wire?)
17A SCRAWLER Bad writer to go slowly during series (8) Bad writer /
S__ER (series) around CRAWL (go slowly)
18A GOAD Arouse one by Mayfair promotion (4) Arouse /
GO (the square next to Mayfair in the original Monopoly game) +
20A ENDORSEMENTS Subscriptions finish or lads stop series (12) Subscriptions /
END (finish) + OR + SE__TS (series, again!) around MEN (lads)
23A PASS UP Have nothing to do with dad’s drink (4,2) Have nothing to do with /
PAS (pa’s, dad’s) + SUP (drink)
24A AFFLATUS Article with very strong Latin American inspiration (8) (divine?) inspiration /
A (indefinite article) + FF (fortissimo, music, very strong) + LAT (Latin) + US (American)
25A UNCLOTHE Strip hot models, man of 13 covers (8) Strip /
UNCL__E (owner of pawn shop – man of 13) covering OTH – hot, modelling
26A DRESSY Smart doctor’s written piece [not American] (6) Smart /
DR (doctor) + ESS(A)Y – written piece, withput A – American
Down
Clue No Solution Clue Definition (with occasional embellishments) /
Logic/parsing
2D OBOE Occasionally one admits smell is bit of wind (4) a bit of (the) wind section of an orchestra) /
O__E (occasional letters of OnE), around (admitting) BO (body odour, smell)
3D MONOMANIA Male running nation’s topless obsession (9) obsession /
M (male) + ON (running, working) + (R)OMANIA – ‘topless’ nation
4D SNATCH Partners at clubs? Hard to pull (6) pull /
SN (South and North, partners in bridge, card game) + AT + C (clubs, again in cards) + H (hard)
5D LINE OF SCRIMMAGE Position in American football film — cinema-goers excited (4,2,9) Position in American football /
anag (i.e. excited) of FILM CINEMA GOERS
6D MEDICARE Health programme reporters detailed concern (8) Health programme (in the US, and Australia?) /
MEDI(A) – reporters, de-tailed – plus CARE (concern)
7D SHEEP See 9 Across (5) see 9A /
see 9A
8D MODESTY BAG Kinky body set to fill magazine’s cover; … (7,3) (magazine’s) cover (to hide lurid contents) /
M__AG (magazine) filled by anag (i.e. kinky) of BODY SET
12D/22D MAY CONTAIN (NUTS) … it might feature this warning? (3,7,4) warning /
…the ‘modesty bag’ containing a certain ‘Lad mag’ might say ‘May contain ‘Nuts”; and without the capital letter on ‘nuts’ it is a general warning on many food bags. (With different capitals – an ‘IT’ department may contain nuts as well?!)
15D WAGE SLAVE With seasons left on average money, one needs it (4,5) money, one (of these) needs it /
W (with) + AGES (seasons) + L (left) + AVE (average)
16D FLESH POT Top-shelf set out: pervert’s place? (5,3) pervert’s place /
anag (i.e. set out) of TOP SHELF
19D KNIFED Cut material to write up, following journalist (6) cut /
KNI (ink, material to write with, up) + F (following) + ED (editor, journalist)
21D OUSEL Bird to go through fold in the centre sheets (5) Bird /
O__L (fOLd, in the centre) covering (sheeting) USE (go through, use up)
22D NUTS See 12 (4) see 12D /
see 12D

11 comments on “Independent 8524 by Jambazi (Saturday Prize Puzzle 8 February 2014)”

  1. Dormouse's avatar
    Dormouse

    Well, I thought the theme was obvious when I was solving this, but that probably says more about me. 🙂

  2. flashling's avatar
    flashling

    Ditto dormouse. I remember an anax on similar lines that got rejected by the ed a couple of years ago. Nice one Neil

  3. Andy B's avatar

    I didn’t find this one of Jambazi’s easier puzzles, and I particularly struggled in the bottom half. I had to check AFFLATUS before I was happy to enter it even though it looked more likely than “afflatam”, and MAY CONTAIN NUTS was my LOI after I finally saw UNCLOTHE.

  4. Jambazi's avatar
    Jambazi

    Thanks for the blog mc_rapper67 and thanks for the comments. 9a/7a should say “MOUNTAIN SHEEP”.

    Whilst sitting in a café on holiday in Northumberland last summer, the TV was showing Sky News. They were covering the story about supermarkets wanting lads’ mags to be placed in modesty bags. I figured that was an interesting term and it featured ‘mags’ around the outside. I made a note in my notebook but did nothing with it until I came across the term ‘may contain nuts’. I already had the ‘mountain sheep’ clue in my notebook so I wrote this puzzle. Hope it wasn’t too rude.

    Neil

  5. Bertandjoyce's avatar
    Bertandjoyce

    Thanks Jambazi – an entertaining puzzle – we do hope that 4d was not one of the themed words! Thankfully, it passed Joyce by – she has obviously led a more sheltered life than Bert!!

  6. Andy B's avatar

    Bert@5 – I had similar thoughts about 4dn, together with the inclusion of “lumps” in 5ac …………….

  7. mc_rapper67's avatar
    mc_rapper67

    Thanks for all the feedback and comments – and to Jambazi/Neil for giving some background on the puzzle.

    I did wonder about mentioning 4D, but thought I’d probably dug a big enough hole for myself already…there is also an apposite slang term involving 2D and a colour, but let’s not even go there!…

  8. Jim T's avatar
    Jim T

    Really enjoyed this. Thought the MODESTY BAG and MAY CONTAIN NUTS link was a very good joke. Liked MOUNTAIN SHEEP, DREADS, GOAD and OUSEL especially for their relevance to the theme.

  9. MikeC's avatar
    MikeC

    Thanks J and mc. Found this quite hard but very enjoyable. I was solving this in the pub, eating a bag of peanuts when I saw 12d/22d. My laughter probably made those near me think I was NUTS – one of the best, cheeky clues in ages.

  10. Jan's avatar
    Jan

    Thanks for the blog, mc. I’m very belated because I only got around to the puzzle today. I don’t normally comment when I’m this late checking solutions on 225 but this was such a delight I had to join in.

    I hope Neil is still checking the comments.

    As I solved it I felt a little uneasy about how far the naughtiness might stretch but genuinely laughed out loud when I sussed 12/22. I had no idea that Jambazi is a Tramp in disguise but I should have guessed. His puzzles are bouncing on my wave length.

    I couldn’t parse 18 and 24 so thank you, mc, for those.

  11. Jambazi's avatar
    Jambazi

    Thanks folks for comments

    Neil

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