Private Eye/Cyclops 479 – Money Laundering

I solved this one before I realised I was going to blog it and haven’t made any contemporaneous notes.
I can’t even remember which was the first clue answered, nor which was the last.  I was certainly not stuck on anything at the end, just left with a smile, so that indicates the puzzle was not too hard.


Revisiting it to write the blog the only clue I suspect I might have analysed incorrectly is 4D

Across
1 SCRIBBLERS Hacks, maybe from Sun, Cameron’s prime piss-takers, trap LibDem leader (10)
S[un] C[ameron] then L[ibdem] inside RIBBERS (piss-takers)
7 CUBA Country copper has testicles reduced by 60% (4)
CU (Chemical symbol for Copper) BA[lls]
9/19/27 THIN BLUE LINE Perhaps Met. officers‘ hint about pornographic bit of verse (4,4,4)
(HINT)* AInd: about, BLUE (pornographic) LINE (bit of verse)
10 EASTENDERS Soap arse during festivals (10)
END (arse) inside EASTERS (festivals)
11 ARMREST Member support produces resistance in master nuts (7)
R[esistence] inside (MASTER)* AInd: nuts
12 ALL TOLD A “doll” screwed officer inside – nothing omitted (3,4)
LT (an officer – lieutenant) inside (A DOLL)* AInd: screwed
13/15 MITT ROMNEY Candidate needing hand, right, with suspect money? (4,6)
MITT (hand) R[ight] MONEY* AInd: suspect
18 SASHAY Band, one with ultimately cheesy Jagger-style move? (6)
SASH (band) A (one) [chees]Y
21 DISMISS Vicious about young female’s discharge (7)
SID< (Vicious, about) MISS
23 HALFWIT Beer + comedian = twat (7)
HALF (beer) WIT (comedian)
26 LAUNDERING Doing a banker and cleaning up? (10)
Double Def.?
28/25 MOBY DICK Band on end of tiny penis? That’s novel (4,4)
MOB (band) [tin]Y DICK (penis)
29 DUKE OF YORK Royal who had lots of men “mounting” and “going down” (4,2,4)
Eye-style CD referring to the old nursery rhyme “… and when he was up he was up …” Live footage of Randy Andy going down here.
Down
2 COHORT Military unit: “nothing fits in pisspoor torch!” (6)
0 inside TORCH* AInd: pisspoor
3 IGNORAMUS It’s grim dancing with anus ring, idiot! (9)
(GRIM ANUS O)* AInd: dancing
4 BLESS “Balls gone!” over-the-top luvvie said after a sneeze? (5)
Over the top Luvvie = Brian BLESSED – ED (Balls) I think.
5/22 EASY MONEY Yesmen ‘yo’ a dodgy fatcat’s bonus, say (4,5)
(YESMEN YO A)* AInd: dodgy
6 STEEL WOOL It’s used to scour LibDem peer, then make love at length (5,4)
Libdem Peer = David STEEL, WOO (make love) L[ength]
7 CADET Whip takes Miliband back, as one not yet ready for command? (5)
ED< (Miliband this time) inside CAT (whip)
8 BARCLAYS Boozers, home to cold, unprofessional, sullied bankers (8)
C[old] LAY (unprofessional) inside BARS (boozers)
14 TRANSCEND Go beyond rants about Conservative demise (9)
RANTS* AInd: about, C[onservative] END (demise)
16 NEEDFULLY Liberal feud hosted by twit, of necessity (9)
FEUD* AInd: liberal, inside NELLY (twit)
17 OSTINATO Uppermost in a Tory hogging constant repeated phrase (8)
Hidden in: UppermOST IN A TOry
20 WINNER Gold medallist as a pain-in-the-arse car insurance plugger? (6)
Double Def.
24 AGGRO Hassle from rag – go berserk (5)
(REG GO)* AInd: berserk

I hear Jimmy Saville’s family have removed the headstone and foliage from his grave leaving a small hole with no bush – I can’t help thinking it’s what he would have wanted.

 

2 comments on “Private Eye/Cyclops 479 – Money Laundering”

  1. Bamberger's avatar
    Bamberger

    I got bogged down in Cornwall. Eventually Moby Dick sprang to mind. This left 17d reading as ???i?a?o and I couldn’t spot the hidden word.
    18a was looking ??s?a? which looked like ??sway.
    Eventually sashay was dredged up from somewhere though had to see what it meant.
    That meant ostinato was a possible hidden word but didn’t believe it existed until I looked it up.
    Those last two words must have taken 30 mins.

  2. lemming's avatar
    lemming

    Ed Balls must surely be in line for an honour for services to PE crossword clues.

    I like this, btw, from the Wikipedia article on Brian Blessed: “in 2011 the University [of York]’s student body voted to name a new study space as the ‘Brian Blessed Centre for Quiet Study'”

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