Private Eye ( Cyclops / 835 ) Crypto President

It can’t get any better than this!  Or can it?

It has happened again.  The fabled one pass!
I think I’d better stop now while I’m on the up.
Totally unexpected.  When I was about half way through I realised I hadn’t yet put a dot next to any clue – that’s my indicator for a clue attempted but not solved.
By that time I’d filled in most of the top left and bottom right.  There had been an unbroken chain of answers giving first letters of others: 1, 2, 3, 4, 9/10, 15, 16, 20, 26/27 etc.
I certainly did not think the clues had been easy that far, some of them I only spotted the answer after a good deal of thought.   I thought my run couldn’t go on much further.
For most of the next bunch, even if the first letter was missing they already had several crossing letters by the time I got to read them which helped hugely.
Finally I was left with 8 symmetrically placed in top right and bottom left: 5a, 5d, 12, 7 and 23, 22, 21, 28.   Solved in that order.  I was over the moon when Ed Balls came out of retirement to appear in a clue. (Hang on, he’s not that old yet.)

Favourite clue has got to be 8 down for the surface.  Mind you, it’s the one where I cannot think of a suitable wry comment to add in the analysis below.

So many thanks to Cyclops for making my day.

Solving order: 1 2 3 4 15 9/10 16 20 26/27 11 6 8 13 14 18 19 29 24 25 17 5d 5a 12 7 23 22 21 28.
That’s 16 clues where a had a first letter before reading the clue.  This grid was very kind.

From now on I intend to try something new as a solving method:  Try cold solving all the clues before writing anything in.  (I might find it hard to ignore the grid.)  I have heard that some people enjoy this method.  I wonder how far I’ll get.  I generally consider myself hopeless at cold solving.

Across
1 CRYPTO Like Farage’s billionaire friend‘s vault – round (6)
CRYPT (Vault) O (round)
Would you accept personal “no strings attached” donations from this man?
5 PAUNCH Corporation, one beset by strike (6)
A (one) inside (beset by) PUNCH (strike)
Another kind of corporation, which also gets ugly when it is too big
9/10 DOUBLE ENTENDRE Parisian’s “Hear! Hear!” for Mae West’s forte (6)
ENTENDRE (Hear, in French thus Parisian) twice thus double.
“Is that a gun in your pocket?” etc. etc.
11 FRILLIES Chips all over Dicky’s pretty underwear (8)
FRIES (chips) around (all over) ILL (dicky)
Hmmm.  Chips.
12 HOT DOG The latest party gratuitous leader – grub! (3,3)
HOT (The latest) DO (party) G[ratuitous]
Do not leave your dog in your car in this weather.
13 SPONGE Bum wash (6)
Double Definition
Big difference between having someone sponge off you and having someone sponge you off.
15 WIPER Female organisation rejected agent’s cleaner (5)
WI (Female organisation, Women’s Institute) REP< (agent, rejected)
I always remember Tony Blair’s “handbagging” by the WI.  I wonder what the WI will make of Andy Burnham if he gave a speech to them? Maybe a nice Victoria sponge.
18 MATCH Marriage that’s likely to ignite? (5)
Double Definition
Eccles: “I work in a match factory”
Seagoon: “Do you put the heads on?”
Eccles: “No.  I put the gloves on, they’re boxing matches”
20 NYLONS Hose used only by novelty sex beginners (6)
(ONLY)* AInd: used, N[ovelty] S[ex]
You don’t see people wearing “doublet and nylons” much these days
22 HUBRIS Arrogance of one involved in brush-off (6)
I (one) inside (BRUSH)* AInd: off.
Spoilt for choice trying to decide who is the most hubristic person of the moment.
24 IN A SWEAT Labour pursuing poor lan – “not cool” (2,1,5)
(IAN)* AInd: poor, SWEAT (labour)
Briefly misled by reading Ian as lan (local area network).
I cannot think of a politician IAN that Labour might pursue.  Most notable that springs to mind is IDS, but he’s Iain.
26/27 ELECTION PLEDGE Choice person’s first step that’s soon abandoned by incoming government? (8)
ELECTION (choice) P[erson] LEDGE (step)
Cute of Burnham to dodge this by not having an election.
28 BALLSY Very brave Ed on party’s fringe? (6)
BALLS (Ed, making a re-appearance) [part]Y
Ed Balls hasn’t been in the puzzles (or the news) for a while but we’ll never forget him. Especially on Apr 28 – and clue 28.
29 TREATY Agreement to go outside to get stuffed? (6)
TRY (go) around (outside) EAT (get stuffed)
Some might think getting stuffed is a treat.
Down
2 REBEL Revolting type of spin going over Braverman’s head (5)
REEL (spin) around B[raverman]
Archetypal rebel Wat Tyler is getting the Hollywood treatment soon:  The Uprising trailer
3 PRESIDENT “Putin’s top occupier!” – Trump? (9)
P[utin] RESIDENT (occupier)
Is the clue trying to imply Trump is working for Putin? Who’d’ve thought
4 OVERSEW Love poetry by wife: “Do some needlework” (7)
O (love) VERSE (poetry) W[ife]
My shirt was too big. You offered to fix it with a dart.
Now I’ve been stitched up. You’ve sewn your name into my heart.
5 PATCH Pressure put on naff chat shows piece (5)
P[ressure] (CHAT)* AInd: naff.
I thought all chat shows were naff
6 UNNATURAL Freakish large body on old bastard (9)
UN (large body, the United Nations) NATURAL (bastard, old)
Makes me think of Polyphemus in the new Odysseus film.  My God he was ugly!
I do hope our Cyclops is prettier.
7 CARROT Conservative with a right load of rubbish as inducement (6)
C[onservative] A R[ight] ROT (rubbish)
Kemi seems to like using the stick more than the carrot
8 CORRUPT Well, crooked Trump gets emasculated rotten (7)
COR (Well) (TRUMP – M (emasculated))* AInd: crooked.
Errm…
14 NUMERICAL “I’m unclear about … about digits and the like” (9)
(I’M UNCLEAR) * AInd: about.
How much!!
16 PINEAPPLE Fruit long associated with multinational (9)
PINE (long) APPLE (multinational)
Multinationals have been mis-using fruit for years.  I see Del Monte have made a pineapple pink.
They’ll be after the panthers next
17 ENLARGE Pad out regal bust after measurement (7)
(REGAL)* AInd: bust, after EN (measurement)
… but stay away from Kate.
19 HAIR-NET Something to contain the shock of musical shown on web (4-3)
HAIR (musical) NET (web)
Juxtaposition of Ena Sharples and the musical Hair does not bear consideration
21 SUELLA Defector to take legal action against Labour leader and city (6)
SUE (take legal action) L[abour] LA (city)
Probably the most predictable defection to Reform.  Only this January.  Feels like she’s been working for them for years.
23 SLIMY Slippery Cyclops is grabbed by familiar film star (5)
I’M (Cyclops is) inside (grabbed by) SLY (film star, Stallone)
Sylvester S wouldn’t have been such a big star if he’d taken the lead in Slimy instead of Rocky.
Mind you before he was a big star Steve McQueen was the lead in The Blob.  
25 WHEAT Grass poses question about Farage’s end (5)
WHAT (question) about [farag]E
When’s that then?  Aug 13 maybe.  Bin day!

An email arrived with a fantastic offer to teach me how to read maps backwards.
I just marked it as spam.

8 comments on “Private Eye ( Cyclops / 835 ) Crypto President”

  1. Roz's avatar
    Roz

    Thanks for a great blog and well done for finishing in one pass , I certainly didn’t . Very good clues and a bit less smut than usual , DOUBLE ENTENDRE was very neat . I have somehow avoided joining the WI but I do give them talks several times a year and they are very nice to me though I do buy my popularity by taking a few students along .

  2. Roz's avatar
    Roz

    My solving method for the Guardian is meant to slow me down , I save it for my journey home on the train .
    Try Across clues in order writing any answers in the grid . Fold my paper so I cannot see the grid . Try the Down clues in order but only write in answers after trying all the Downs . Then tackle each corner . A lot of cold-solving so much slower . A one pass finish is called a perfect write-in but quite rare .

  3. Etu's avatar
    Etu

    Nice one, beermagnet!

    I’m not sure whether I’ve ever done that because I don’t make a note of my solving order, just as I don’t look for themes, pangrams, or ninas. If they strike me then they do.

    I’m just pleased if I can finish, as I did this one.

  4. KVa's avatar
    KVa

    Lovely puzzle. Superb blog. Liked those extra bits as well.
    Thanks Cyclops and beermagnet.

    DOUBLE ENTENDRE, ELECTION PLEDGE and HAIR-NET were very good.
    SUELLA (a minor point)
    ‘take legal action against‘=SUE.

  5. Gordon's avatar
    Gordon

    Very impressed beer magnet
    I found this slightly tougher than average

  6. Drums_are_not_noise's avatar
    Drums_are_not_noise

    Thanks for the relief. I’m still hoping to complete a single puzzle (Eye or Grauniad) any day soon. Mind you, I have only been trying for 40 years. Oversew is new to my vocab and I dont understand the 6D bastard/old/natural link at all. Ho hum.

  7. Wellbeck's avatar
    Wellbeck

    Have to confess, I enjoy Cyclops’ crosswords so much I try to eke them out as long as possible and not to finish them off in one sitting…
    I don’t always succeed, though.
    Lots of enjoyable surfaces in this one, especially CORRUPT and FRILLIES.
    The rosette goes to DOUBLE ENTENDRE, a little cracker.
    Many thanks to Cyclops and to beermagnet for the blog.

  8. TheFatController's avatar
    TheFatController

    I don’t see myself ever managing to sail through a crossword in one go, so well done beermagnet. Normally I download the Across Lite version when it becomes available and print it Friday or Saturday for a leisurely solve on Sunday. Along with others I liked the Mae West. Thanks to Cyclops for an enjoyable puzzle.

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