Posted by beermagnet on 12th May 2008
Erm.. I haven’t got much to say about this one. It was standard Eye/Cyclops stuff with nothing to greatly complain about, but also also not much to praise - merely workmanlike. Oh Gawd - have I become a critic now? Let’s get on with the detail:
| Across |
| 9 |
ULURU This is pretty much a General Knowledge clue |
| 10 |
FAIRY TALE (A LEFTY)* around AIR. “Lord” Archer is the Eye’s standard fibber. |
| 11 |
PRESS-STUD Hacks=PRESS ; Sex machine=STUD; I think I have press-studs on my anorak |
| 12 |
PILOT PILOT[I] Piloti is the Eye correspondent for the column about the built environment, “Nooks and Corners” |
| 13/14 |
ROTTEN BOROUGHS ROTTEN (awful) B.O. (personal stink) ROUGHS (yobs) Another intra-Eye reference, “Rotten Boroughs” is the section in the Eye where local Council shenanigens appears - sometimes the fraudulent and criminal behaviour exposed there is breathtaking. |
| 16 |
UTTERLY UTTER L[a]Y |
| 18 |
SHIATSU SHI(A)T (US)< |
| 20 |
HEADCASE HEAD (crown) CASE (cabinet) |
| 22 |
SEX MAD EX M inside SAD |
| 24 |
ROYAL ([M]ayor)< L[ord] |
| 25 |
CHATLINES LINE (strip) inside CHATS (birds) I think. I’m not sure about this, here’s the full clue - tell me if I’m wrong:
Birds strip inside; they allow caller to have group intercourse (9) |
| 28 |
DUNGAREES DUN then (ARSE)* around E[lasticated] |
| 29 |
GUCCI First letters of G[ordon] U[seless] C[rud] C[ameron] I[nitially] - I found this clue too contrived |
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| 1/27 |
JUMP SUIT Shag=JUMP; Clubs=SUIT |
| 2 |
RUPERT PAPER without PA (Press Association) inside RUT (depression) R Murdoch mentioned without refering to him as the Dirty Digger - that must be a first |
| 3 |
BUM STEER B[rown] UM=er STEER=guide First I got in a trickier crossy than normal to get started in. |
| 4 |
E-FIT I inside EFT Looks like Ken now has more time to carefor his newts |
| 5 |
BIRDHOUSE BIRD (A lark maybe) HOUSE (MP’s place) |
| 6 |
NYMPHO (M PHONY)* cross-ref to 22A sex-mad |
| 7 |
GASLIGHT GAS (talk) Light (fair) Ref “Fanny by Gaslight” 40s Film more famous for its suggestive name than anything else: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036814/ |
| 8 |
DEATH SQUAD (QUASHED DAT[a])* I thought this was a quite well disguised anagram in a grid with very few:
Means of having political opponents eliminated, quashed: data endlessly lost (5,5) |
| 13 |
ROUGH TRADE Unhealthy=ROUGH; business=TRADE. Queen used in the non-Brenda sense here |
| 15 |
EYE SOCKET Organ=EYE; Electical source=SOCKET |
| 17 |
TOADYING (ADO)* inside TYING |
| 19 |
IDEOLOGY ID=”The same”(?) (GOOLEY)* Is it OK to use “the same ” to imply ID? I know what he means, but … |
| 21 |
COLLAR C (100) then [D]OLLAR[S] |
| 23 |
MONICA MO (AC IN)< (no comment) |
| 26 |
ARSE DD in the Eye Crossy sense: =Seat, and also the source of many a politico’s views. Full clue:
Seat, source of many a politician’s speech (4) |
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Posted by beermagnet on 28th April 2008
Last time I wondered if C had gone a step too far with his capitalisation.
This time I wonder if he has gone a C too far.
| Across |
| 9 |
PITCH INTO PITCH (NIT)* 0 |
| 10 |
CRUDE C-RUDE |
| 11 |
TIMES “X” Who owns the Times? The “Dirty Digger” does:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch#Criticism_and_controversy |
| 12 |
GROVELLER (LEG OVER L R)* |
| 13 |
PUB GRUB (UP)< B[i]G RUB The answer is “Local dish”. I always associate “Pub grub” with pies and pickled eggs, but there is some surprisingly good nosh in pubs these days as they try to keep afloat in the face of the general decline in pub attendance following the smoking ban. |
| 16 |
SPY RING SP([Hillar]Y)RING Ref: This “lot” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambridge_Five |
| 17 |
CAMPAIGN FUNDS CAMP A then FUN D inside (SIGN)* One of Cyclops’ long clues. It is only apocryphal that MPs are “coy” about revealing all their income - they have to, by law, so of course they do. |
| 21 |
BESPEAK (BSE)* PEAK I’m still not sure of this definition: “Evidence (of)” |
| 22 |
EXCRETE EX CRETE |
| 24 |
REDUNDANT DUN inside (RANTED)* Was this clue a bit obvious in its construction, or was it thus misleading? Full clue:
Ranted about Brown getting in: “Not working” (9) |
| 26 |
UNCUT [s]U[n] then CUNT with the N (for name) moved “two (to) the left”. Clever use of “taboo word” when an anagram of good old King Cnut might have been just too obvious. Does Cyclops have to be careful about these things? (Certainly not) Is the Eye Crossy syndicated elsewhere or something? (I don’t know) I must stop answering my own questions. I suspect there is a misprint in the clue though - surely it should be “two to the left”. Full clue:
Middle of Sun has taboo word: name moved two the left, so not censored (5) |
| 28 |
ELFIN (LIFE)* [Gordo]N That sort of slight |
| 29 |
EJACULATE E (point) J[ack] (ACTUAL)* [sleaz]E |
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| 1 |
EPITAPH PIT inside (APE)* H[ard] |
| 2 |
ITEM IT ‘EM “The ones” is “Them” vulgarly “‘em” |
| 3 |
CHASER CHAS (Brian = Prince Charle PAG Windsor) ER (Brenda = TQ) |
| 4 |
SNOG Hidden in “haS NO Goolies” |
| 5 |
NO NONSENSE DD |
| 6 |
SCREW YOU SCREWY OU “Piss off” in the sense of “go away please” |
| 7 |
BULL FIDDLE Last I put in. I only got this from the checking letters and have only understood the construction as I type this. It is a “big instrument”. Bull is “Balls” and Fiddle from doctor as in “doctoring the accounts” Full clue:
Balls placed over doctor’s big instrument (4,6) |
| 8 |
PEERAGE CD and a nice one. It is rare that I appreciate Cryptic Definitions, but this one gets the favourite clue award:
Maybe a baron’s “bought it” (7) |
| 14 |
BRASSED OFF S[un] ED[itor] inside BRAS OFF Brassed off means “pissed” in the American sense Full clue:
Sixties feminists’ suggestion to their sisters, on catching Sun editor pissed? (7,3) |
| 15 |
BRICKLAYER BRICK LAYER “Brick” is upper class(?) slang for a “good bloke”, but you must be careful to enunciate when calling someone a brick to their face - they may not think it is a compliment |
| 18 |
PREGNANT DD |
| 19 |
ABORTED (TOR[y])* inside ABED (”in the sack”) |
| 20 |
HEATHEN HEATH E[liminate] N[egative] This one took me a stupidly long time to get - I mentally ran through a host of “Ex-PMs” but must’ve skipped The Grocer the first time |
| 23 |
CAUCUS Homophone CORK US |
| 27/25 |
CLAPTRAP CLAP (VD) TRAP (gin) |
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Posted by beermagnet on 14th April 2008
A couple of capitalisations in the clues here attempt to misled that extra step - some might say a step too far.
| Across |
| 1 |
EGGCUP e.g. G-Cup |
| 5 |
TO BE SURE T(ime) RU back in OBESE |
| 9 |
GIVING HEAD Generous educating person |
| 10 |
OGLE O-(LEG)* First that I wrote in |
| 11 |
STIGMA (GITS)<-MA |
| 12 |
HORNY DD |
| 14 |
DREAMT-UP Anag (NEW PM REAL TURD) without an R and L |
| 16 |
PRIMLY RIM in PLY Cyclops has clued the most innocuous word in the grid in the rudest way |
| 17 |
UTERUS (TRUE)* inside the US from Bushes heart |
| 19 |
REFLEXES FLEX inside REES The “former Hom. Sec.” is Merlyn REES from the 70s ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlyn_Rees ) who might be unknown to younger solvers. But is FLEX synonymous with “contract”? Last I put in and then only because it fits the crossing letters and the definition. Full clue:
Gut reacions of former Home Secretary bagging contract (8) |
| 21 |
ODDLY 2nd last in - For a long time I thought it was going to be ODDIE from the definition (”a git”), which it cannot be from the crossing Y. It was only while writing this blog I saw it - the odd letters of “Anglia TV” are “AGIT”. Full clue:
Thus could Anglia TV be taken to be a git (5) |
| 22 |
ALLEGE LEG in ALE Oh not piss = ale again |
| 25 |
SOAK S(uck) O(ff) A(ctor) K(night) A bit contrived |
| 26 |
EPIGLOTTIS (G-SPOT IT LIES)* |
| 27 |
WHITE TIE |
| 28 |
YO-HO-HO Reminded me of the childrens’ cartoon “Yo-ho Ahoy” - recommended viewing (just the once will do) |
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| Down |
| 2 |
GLITTERATI LITTER in (A GIT)* |
| 3 |
CLING CL[EAR]ING I found this terribly obvious |
| 4 |
PAGEANT AGE (”to get on”) about PANT (”Puff”) |
| 5 |
TOE THE PARTY LINE It took several crossing letters before this became clear, but it is solidly clued.
TOE (”Reportedly pull”) THE (”article”) PARTY (”social”) LINE (”dose of cocaine”) |
| 6 |
BAD TRIP <shudder> |
| 7 |
STORYLINE S TORY-LINE |
| 8 |
RULE DD |
| 13 |
OLD ENGLISH (SOD IN HELL G)* |
| 15 |
AIR POCKET Nick as in steal - sneaky capital:
This should interrupt the smooth rise of broadcast by Nick (3,6) |
| 18 |
SADDEST S(enate) (DEAD)* ST |
| 20 |
FRAILTY AIL-[doors]T[epper] inside FRY (”Cook”) - another naughty capitalisation:
It’s a weakness of Cook, welcoming trouble (doorstepper at heart) (7) |
| 23 |
LATCH C(amilla) in LATH |
| 24 |
TOSH T(urn) O(ver) SH (be quiet) |
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Posted by beermagnet on 30th March 2008
| Across |
| 1 |
OFFBEAT OFF-BEAT I liked “copper back in the station” |
| 5 |
ODD FISH Perch is a FISH, and 3 is an ODD number, and John Redwood is … |
| 10 |
BLOOD MONEY M-ONE (chief of Manchester United) inside BLOODY (bleeding) |
| 11 |
NAVY V[ery] inside NAY - I think. Originally I was thinking vaguely of an old warmonger who gained a reputation for use of the cat, but there was no Admiral Nay that I can find - I must’ve been conflating Marshal Ney. So how does this work? Full clue:
Sailors strapping chap, very taken (4)
Dan points out that the “strapping chap” is a NAVVY and the V[ery] has been taken away. |
| 12 |
EMINENCE EMINE[m] N[elly] C (hundred) E(uros) |
| 13 |
REEFER REEF (spit) ER (Brenda) |
| 14 |
BOSS DD |
| 16 |
CRUMPET RUMP inside (ETC)* |
| 18 |
ISTHMUS (SHIT)* (SUM)< |
| 21 |
ROWS Homophone “Woes” when Jonathan Ross says it |
| 23 |
WALLOP WA (Washington state abbr.) (POLL)< Here we go again equating decent ale with piss. The many pints of wallop I’ve had have been brilliant! |
| 24 |
THE QUEEN T[ickle] HE (male) QUEEN (homosexual) HRH getting a name-check that isn’t Brenda for a change |
| 26 |
SHOE O (ball) inside SHE (female) I’m not sure if the final question mark is necessary. |
| 27 |
CHECK DIGIT Couple of good offbeat definitions. Full clue:
Examine member - it might get stuck into a PC (5,5) |
| 28 |
SMUGGLE MUG (dick) inside (LEGS)* |
| 29 |
CRUNCHY C (about) R[a]UNCHY |
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| Down |
| 2 |
FULL MOON DD |
| 4 |
ALMANAC AL (Gore) M[onica] AN (one) AC (Bill) |
| 6 |
DAY TRIP (Robin) DAY TRIP (error) |
| 7 |
FAN LETTER A[ct] N[ervously] L[egs] inside FETTER This was a close second for the favourite clue:
Starts to act nervously, legs in shackle, enveloped by admirer? (3,6) |
| 8 |
SOVIET VIE (compete) inside SOT (drunk). This was the last I put in. I was misled by “drunk” to try anagrams of “old Russian” etc. but it’s a solid answer once you know it. As a result I’ll give it the favourite clue award. Full clue:
Compete - but hemmed in by drunk old Russian (6) |
| 9/3 |
KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN KNEES UP (party) MOTHER (mum) BROWN (PM) On first sight of this crossword I went straight to this long answer and it was apparent immediately. The “mum” = “mother” part was a complete give-away for me. |
| 15 |
SPIELBERG SPIEL (pitch) (B[UG]GER)* UG = “what caveman said”. I wonder if Spielberg will ever do a caveman pic? It’d be much better than the latest offering, 10,000 B.C., whose release was timed to coincide with this clue. The clue is far better than the movie. |
| 17 |
SWEETISH S[ulphur] WEE (SHIT)* Two anagrams of shit in one crossy and neither making “this” - that’s OK by me |
| 19 |
TOPICAL TOP (bust) [mon]ICA [bil]L Yet another ref. to Clinton+Lewinsky - I think this one’s getting long in the tooth now |
| 20 |
SPEAKER S (second) PEAK (climax) ER (Brenda) |
| 22 |
MAYHEM (Dr Brian) MAY HEM (”bit of skirt”) Ref. the well-known astrophysicist, OBE and Chancellor of Liverpool Uni. who plays a bit of guitar as well |
| 25 |
UNION CD |
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Posted by beermagnet on 16th March 2008
The surface readings of clues in the Eye crossword have become famous for conjuring up delightfully rude and disrespectful images, and of course funny as a result. This crossword did not disappoint. It was a much more enjoyable puzzle than that in the last issue, although it was a fair bit easier.
| Across |
| 8 |
UNTAPPED (UP PEDANT)* |
| 9 |
BAGPIPES BAG(PIPE)S Is a churchwarden ever used for other than “pipe” in crosswords? |
| 10 |
PENURY (Y[o]UR PEN[is])* Dare I repeat this clue? Of course! Favourite clue award for this:
Tossing your penis, love is lacking, a poor state indeed (6) |
| 11 |
UGANDA PE reference to “Ugandan relations” |
| 13 |
BONHOMIE B[ack] ON (for) HO[use] [P]M IE (that is) |
| 14/7 |
KISS AND TELL STORY ‘X’ = KISS ; plus = AND ; William TELL (who shot his bolt) S[cotland] TORY (politician) |
| 18 |
LIMPIDLY This was the last I wrote in. I’m not sure of the construction - Is it a DD or a CD or &lit? Probably to do with LIMP and IDLY. Full clue:
Clearly not up for it, in a shiftless way (8) |
| 19 |
NARKED NARK (grass) ED Ref Ed Balls now Sec. of State for schools. I always felt a bit sorry for teachers etc. with unfortunate names - strangely not this bloke. |
| 20 |
THE LOT HEL[l] (75% torment) inside TOT |
| 21 |
BAWLS OUT Bawls homophone balls |
| 23 |
PASSOVER When you “croak” you die thus “pass over” |
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| 1/22 |
SOAP STAR SOAPS TAR Another one of those surface images (just the sort of thing a B Windsor character might do in a Carry On remake) Full clue:
Perhaps Windsor assists sailor in the bath (4,4) |
| 2 |
MYOPIA MY OP 1A It helped that the grid did not have a 1 Across to see that IA was intended |
| 3/13 |
BUGS BUNNY “Shorts” = short films; “Hostess” = Bunny girl |
| 4 |
STEP ON IT (NEPOTIST)* My fingers wrote in “step to it” when I wasn’t looking, which gave me pause for thought on 13A though the silliness was resolved quickly enough |
| 5 |
SPIN BOWLER Can’t you bowl a fast ball with spin then? Full clue:
Not a fast deliverer of Alastair Campbell’s business hat (4,6) |
| 6 |
BEARDIER (BEER AD I[ndependent])* Fungus-grower - Face fungus that is (guilty as charged y’honour) |
| 7 |
SHAGGY SHAG G[u]Y Rugged as in the rug you walk on I presume |
| 12 |
NAIL POLISH Skewer tongue |
| 15 |
SEDATIVE SE[x] then I and V inside DATE |
| 16 |
BIGHEAD BIG HEAD I was going to say something brilliant about this clue - but you lot might have got the wrong idea about me:
Cocky sort who gives great oral sex (7) |
| 17 |
SEQUIN Q[uestion] inside (IN USE)* |
| 19 |
NAWABS A[merican] W[ife] inside NABS (bags) |
| 21/24 |
BIRD-BRAIN Hen + bash = Dumbo |
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