Fifteensquared

Never knowingly undersolved.

Archive for the 'Private Eye/Cyclops' Category

Private Eye/Cyclops 387 – Spluttering bile in springtime

Posted by beermagnet on 30th March 2009

beermagnet.

I enjoyed this and didn’t find it as hard as last time. How hard anyone finds a puzzle must vary not just from puzzle to puzzle and person to person but also depends upon other factors such as your comfort, worries, tiredness, how many pints you are to the good, how many pints you haven’t had, and so on. Last time I did have a struggle, for whatever reason, but looking back at that puzzle now I can understand some of the comments suggesting it was easier than I described. Looking at this one, I’m unsure whether to describe it as easy. It was certainly enjoyable and there are some suitably rude and funny surface readings helped by another clutch of inventive anagram indicators. And I did finish it in one sitting. This time there were no nasty tail-enders hanging on with no score, sometimes overnight, till eventually stumped.
This was under quite idyllic solving conditions – quietly in the garden with the blossom out on an afternoon of a beautiful spring day after with a well earned pint (and another bottle to hand) after giving a couple of hours to turning over the vegetable patch.
This may not be everyone’s experience, and I can well believe there are a couple of clues here that would normally have resisted my attentions longer.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 3 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 386 – “For Hesse a jolly good fellow”

Posted by beermagnet on 16th March 2009

beermagnet.

This was again harder than most Eye crosswords with a few very tough clues.
I had trouble in the bottom half – and particular trouble with number 2. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 5 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 385 – Clean and …

Posted by beermagnet on 2nd March 2009

beermagnet.

Anyone else find this much more difficult this time?
I had an empty top right corner for some time, a number of clues didn’t “firm up” till I was writing this blog, and I still don’t understand 9A. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 2 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 384 – Pseudo-names

Posted by beermagnet on 16th February 2009

beermagnet.

Answers to clues marked with an asterisk are some of the “pseudo names” used by correspondents to the Eye a few issues ago. It started with a few die-hard footy fans trying to get the name of their team mentioned (e.g. Don Casterovers, R Snell, Ray Throvers etc.), then minority sports, pop music fans and others joined in …
… or that’s how it seemed …
… It is clear now it was a concerted effort by verbal anarchists to inflict homophonic outrage on satirical elements of the stalwart British public. The epidemic spread like, err, a disease with pseudo-commandos leaving the enclave at the end of the letters page and infiltrating other areas such as Pedantry Corner.
They said it would be all over by Christmas, but by then large sections of the letters page were annexed by these pseudo-jackboot-boys. At last Hislop saw the danger and using an editorial WMD banished them. There was a final campaign to mop up resistance on the internet, though some sniping continues to this day. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 2 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 383 – Have a go

Posted by beermagnet on 2nd February 2009

beermagnet.

Another fairly easy outing from Cyclops, particularly in comparison to his Saturday Prize Guardian Brummie (24-Jan) which I struggled with just before tackling this one, so I may be over-judging how easy this was. Nevertheless, with the Private Eye puzzle being more accessible of late, it is the ideal time for anyone unfamiliar with it to have a go. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 1 Comment »

Private Eye/Cyclops 382 – Gentle start

Posted by beermagnet on 19th January 2009

beermagnet.

A gentle start to 2009.
Nothing here held me up – which is just as well as my accountant tells me I’m supposed to be preparing my tax return right now. I don’t note times but without the usual last few I have to mull over I finished this before the pint. Awarded self another pint of Wychwood Circlemaster as a prize anyway.
Now where did I put those receipts … Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 1 Comment »

Private Eye/Cyclops 381 – Pretentious? Moi?

Posted by beermagnet on 5th January 2009

beermagnet.

This Xmas special was worth looking forward to.  27×27 grid plus usual longish Cyclops clues must be the limit for a page in the Eye.  The special feature this year was that 12 clues with no definition gave the identities of people who had been quoted in Pseuds Corner throughout the previous year.
Despite appearances I found it not quite as tricky as previous years.  I initially thought I would need to venture into the toppling pile of old Eyes in the corner of my office and flick through the PC entries for “inspiration”.  In fact, I managed to find all the names without such recourse, and finished most of the grid quite quickly considering its size – I was enjoying it rather than looking at the time and remember being surprised when I had only a handful left.  But for those few, especially 57A FAVE, I needed a few Xmas days to mull over.
For the PC names it probably helped if you were also a Guardian reader, most PC candidates come from there.  I did think of a few names up front, but was disappointed to find no mention of Richard Williams, Laura Barton or even Will Self – maybe his writing doesn’t really count as it is clearly consciously pretentious – but was not at all surprised to quickly get AA Gill and top YBA and all round asset to Britain Tracey E.
Anyway, for the blog I have flicked through the old issues and searched out the appropriate quotes as much possible and have put links and bits and pieces at the end of the blog.  I hope they make you laugh as much as me. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 8 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 380 – Taking ones Moet

Posted by beermagnet on 22nd December 2008

beermagnet.

A few reasonably tricky clues this time, and a bit of a panic when stuck on 4D, so quite satisfying to finish this one in the end.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 3 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 379 – Humbug

Posted by beermagnet on 8th December 2008

beermagnet.

Cyclops getting in early with his opinion of Xmas at 1 Across? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | No Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 378 – Guidelines

Posted by beermagnet on 24th November 2008

beermagnet.

The theme this time is the recent 25A perpetrated by 5A/21 and 15A/8 which 8D and embarrassed the 11A. One of them has jumped ship before he 1D. The other has been suspended in a 14D move by 11A. They were probably 12D. No doubt a few 3Ds chipped in with soundbites.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 1 Comment »

Private Eye/Cyclops 377 – Load of Balls

Posted by beermagnet on 10th November 2008

beermagnet.

If there is a theme to this crossword it is that Cyclops has used “Balls” in many clues in several different senses. Ed Balls naturally gets a thorough workout, and there are clues using the word in the sense of rubbish and circles etc. as well as merely providing letter fodder (e.g. 27A) Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | No Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 376 – Suckers

Posted by beermagnet on 27th October 2008

beermagnet.

Some particularly nice anagram clues this time.

Across
7 ROOST ROO,ST
9 SCAPEGOAT S,CAPE,GOAT
10 MASTER-KEY (MEERKAT’S)* Y AInd: screwed Favourite clue:
Penetrator of more than one hole, meerkat’s screwed an unknown quantity (6-3)
11 RAKED RAKE,D
12/13 DMITRY MEDVEDEV (MID-TERM DVD EVERY – R)* AInd: crappy  I needed several crossing letters before spotting this anagram.  Nice clue I thought
So-called leader’s crappy mid-term DVD every leader of Republicans ignored (6,8)
16 NEMESIS (SEMEN)< 1S
18 SLAPPER CD-ish kind of DD
20 ANNOTATE O,TAT inside ANNE
22 ALUMNI A,LUM (scottish smoker), (IN)* AInd: pissed.  I prefer to think of pissed as an AInd rather than a reverse ind.
26 ELBOW ROOM ELBOW (MOOR)<
27 TENT-POLES CD Couldn’t make a clue for tent-poles without mentioning erections really, could we
Camp types erection aids (4-5)
28 DONOR CD
 
Down
1 PRIMA DONNA PRI[nce] MADONNA  Is Cyclops linking Madonna with Prince now?  I suppose stranger things have happened in the world of the unbelievably egotistical.
2 BONSAI BROWN without R[esistence] and W[ith] then (IS A)* AInd: hit
3 EASY-PEASY (PAYEES SAY)* AInd: aroused
4 HENRY V HENRY [Fonda] V[ery] letter count was a bit of a give-away
5 COCKED UP ED (Balls) inside COCK-UP At first I thought it was some kind of double-def.
Balls possibly getting in an erect state, handled badly (6,2)
6/25 STUD POKER Boss, “one who stuffs”
8 THE ARTS HE inside TARTS
9 SAKE SA[c]K,E  I found the use of wine in the wordplay and just “drink” for the definition somewhat confusing
14 VIRGIN MARY Airline, (ARMY)* AInd: out
15 TSETSE FLY (FELT TESS [dal]Y)* AInd: Dicky  Do tsetse flies suck?  I thought they bit.
17 MONOKINI (NO)< OK (very well) inside MINI
19 ALLOWED [h]ALLOWED
21 THRIPS THRI[bb] PS Ref E.J.Thribb (17½) “our versifier” famous for his “So. Farewell then…” poems in the Eye. Surely it’s thrips that are the suckers?
23 MOOING MO (woman), [d]OING (acting head off)
24 IBIS BI inside IS
25 PITT PIT,T

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 5 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 375 – Why Syria?

Posted by beermagnet on 13th October 2008

beermagnet.

There are a couple of questions arising in the chat below that I’d be obliged if someone can answer. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 4 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 374 – Unshaken lunacy

Posted by beermagnet on 29th September 2008

beermagnet.

 

Across
6 EURO-MP [th]E U (socially superior) ROMP (junket)
9 HEADWIND HEAD (sexual practice), WIND (bollocks)
10 UNSHAKEN (SUN)* Anagrind: misplaced, HA (exclamation), KEN (one coming before Boris)
11 LUNACY (AN)* Anagrind: accident inside LUCY
12 RUNNING MATE Managing , get a shag.  Full clue:
Managing to get a shag – not Clinton in 2008! (7,4)
Not Clinton indeed, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. has the US Dem Vice ticket – only announced a couple of weeks ago.
15 SOD OFF Def: Leave. Charade: SOD (Earth), OFF (creating a stink)
16 VACUUM VA (Virginia) (MUCU[s])* Anagrind: shifting
19 BROWN-NOSING CD
22 STILTS  Last solved here.   Full clue:
Poles (a pair) sticking tip in two Poles (6)
Def: Poles (a pair).  TILT (sticking tip – in the “tilting at windmills” sense) inside SS (two Poles) 
Or the “two Poles” and “Poles (a pair)” could be swapped …
24 SCANTIES SCAN (examine) TIES (couples)
25 UNLAWFUL [s]UN L[abour] AWFUL
26 OUTCRY OUT (Openly gay), CRY (keen)
 
Down
1 LOTHARIO (H AIR)* Anagrind: forced, inside (TOOL)* Anagrind: doctored
2 SHINDIG SHIN (scramble) DIG (jibe)
4 RWANDA [ministe]R WAND A (exam marking? – if you’re lucky)
5 KNOCKED UP DD: Roused from slumber, in the club. Does it really need “in the old-fashioned way”?
7 ULNA L[arge] inside UNA. Typical Eye crossy def: Hard part of member.  Thus it gets my favouruite clue gong
8 POKING FUN POKING (screwing) FUN (Joy) I put MAKING fun first which held me up with 6A
13 GIVE IT A GO GIVE (Grant) IT (sex) A GO[at]
14 TOMBSTONE (MOB)* Anagrind: ugly, and ST[reet] inside TONE (Matey Blair)
17 COGITATE (ACT TO GET I -T)* Anagrind: pissed
18 FOSSIL Hidden: uFO’S SILly
20 OILCAN OIL painting, CAN prison
21 PEER PEE-R Poss, [poo]R
23/3 SOFTBALL SO (Well over), FT (12 in.), BALL (testicle)

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | No Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops Crossword 373 – Tell Laura I Love Her

Posted by beermagnet on 15th September 2008

beermagnet.

An enjoyable romp through this until the end when I was struggling over Laura for far too long (if you see what I mean). Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 1 Comment »

Private Eye/Cyclops 372 – Entertaining

Posted by beermagnet on 1st September 2008

beermagnet.

An entertaining puzzle in more than one sense – I enjoyed it – and there are clues using “entertained by” as “container and contents” indicator more than once, but I only point this out because I noticed it, they are both very good clues. (I’m sure no-one notices these things unless e.g. doing a blog.)
Not as easy as last time, but nothing dreadfully hard. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 6 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops Crossword 371 – Easy does it

Posted by beermagnet on 18th August 2008

beermagnet.

I don’t note solving times but maybe I ought to start as I’m pretty sure I must’ve had a Personal Best for this one. Must’ve been about 15 minutes. There was nothing here to cause a hold-up. Last clue in, 14/27 Alistair Darling, I would have got with fewer crossing letters if I’d had to and I was quite surprised to find a complete grid.
Of course, looking back on it now (the next day) I realise this was one of the easiest Eye crosswords for some time. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 6 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops Crossword 370 – Descent …

Posted by beermagnet on 4th August 2008

beermagnet.

… of the one-armed pedant

Across
1 KOWTOW K[ens] O[ffice] WOW around T[ime] 1 Across is last to go in again.  I think it must be that my brain cell is not warmed up when I start then I get convinced I can’t get the answer to that first clue.
5 BUNGALOW BUNG, AL[l]OW
9 HECTORER (H CORE T[ense])* ER Anagrind “Kinky”.  Odd word I felt
10 CHESTY DD Naughty capitalisation again: Hawking Ref. chesty coughs.  The other def. comes from e.g. Chesty Morgan (though I suspect DD was an underestimate for her)
11 ARSE [he]ARSE
12 COUNTED OUT COUNT (DUE TO)* Anagrind “shakes”
14 ESTATE AGENTS E STATE A GENTS
17 KNEE-TREMBLER (BERK ELEMENT)* R[esistance] Anagrind “stirred”
19 LEBENSRAUM (NUMERABLE [Anschlus]S)* Anagrind “moves”
20 SHAG DD What would we do without that cormorant.  Nice concise DD.  Favourite clue:
Roger’s bird (4)
21 BARSAC BAR,SAC[k]
23 GET A LIFE Hmm. Cherie’s book is not called “A life” so I suppose it is simply referring to the fact that it is an autobiography – or am I missing something? Full clue:
Buy Cherie’s book? Don’t be a nerd! (3,1,4)
24 ST GEORGE Ref. George Brown the bespectacled labour Foreign Minister in Harold Wislon’s time.
25 RATTLE RAT (LET)* Anagrind “out” Ref. Simon of that ilk, now rattling out tunes with the Berlin Phil.
 
Down
2 ONE-ARMED ([c]AMERON)* ED Anagrind “screwed up”
3 TITHE TIT HE
4 WIRE-CUTTERS CD I suspect you need chunkier tools than wire-cutters to strip lead.  An empty house nearby has had all lead and copper removed – the resulting damage shows that crowbars, picks and sledgehammers were the tools of choice.
5 BERMUDA TRIANGLE (A BUM RED)* Anagrind “with agitation” There’s been a marked disappearance of stories about the Bermuda Triangle lately …
6 NBC NB,C I found this really hard for a 3-letter word though I suppose if it had been enumerated (1,1,1) it would have been too obvious. I needed both crossing letters (the C was a long time coming) and then an alphabet trawl to spot it.
7 ANECDOTAL (CODE)*, t[echnique's] inside AN-AL Anagrind “breaking” Anecdotal evidence isn’t that unreliable so I’ve heard …
8 ON TOUR (TURN O O)* Anagrind “somersaults”  The two Os from Balls
13 THERMOMETER (MOTHER)* MET ER Anagrind “turned”
15 TENNESSEE TEN,NESS,E[ast] E[uropean] Ref No.10 Downing St., and Eliot Ness http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliot_Ness
16 DREADFUL (DEFRA DU[a]L)* Anagrind “reorganisation”
18 PEDANT DAN inside PET 
No!  ED inside PANT
20 SPLIT L in SPIT
22 CUR CUR[e]

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 3 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops Crossword 369 – Funny old world

Posted by beermagnet on 21st July 2008

beermagnet.

The crossword that dared to cross Beelzebub with Ann Widdecombe … Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | No Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops Crossword 368 – VIP treatment

Posted by beermagnet on 7th July 2008

beermagnet.

There seemed to me to be a lot of question mark ended clues this time, at least they were the ones I had most trouble with, probably just me then.  In truth this was solid stuff from the one-eyed one.  Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 3 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops Crossword 367 – Heroes and Villains

Posted by beermagnet on 23rd June 2008

beermagnet.

Another crossword where the last answer (correctly) written in is the first clue you look at, i.e. 1A or equivalent. This seems to have been happening to me a lot recently. Is it just that these instances and more memorable? Are setters purposely making 1A clues harder than the rest? Or is it simply that my brain is less in tune with cryptic thinking, more easily misled or fixated, early on in a solving session? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 1 Comment »

Private Eye/Cyclops 366 – Gagging for it? Not on your Nelly!

Posted by beermagnet on 9th June 2008

beermagnet.

Solving time : 3 pints
Blogging time: 1 pint (just to make up the half, like)
Currently drinking: Marston’s Pedigree
Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 3 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 365 – I will survive

Posted by beermagnet on 26th May 2008

beermagnet.

This was most enjoyable.

Across
6 NOAH NO-AH “Flood survivor” I had a real blank on this one. I expect it was just me. It ended up being the last in. I left it at N?A? but saw it immediately when I looked a while later. Nice clue.
7 COLOSTOMY CO (MOSTLY O)*
11 IAGO I-A-GO One-on-one giving I and A Naughty boy.
13 GOVERNMENT (GNOME TV ER N)* Gnome enterprises of all sorts are controlled by the legendery Lord Gnome, supremo of The Eye
15 TREMOR T(REM)OR ROT< about R.E.M The Chinese might dispute “tremor” being synonymous with “tingle”.
17 COHORT COO and HRT interwoven (”before and partly during”) I liked this and was surprised and pleased when the answer popped out using the wordplay
20 ADAM AND EVE ADA MAN D EVE Cockey slang for believe, i.e. credit
23/12 ONCE OVER ON C[ivil] E[ngineer] [l]OVER
24 COWPUNCHER COW PUNCH ER I had the check that a C is a cowboy (”He’s often mounted”)
25 BRASSIERE BR ASS IE RE Re is an alternative to Ray in the Solfa scale
26 BERK BERK[s]
 
Down
1 IN CLOVER LOVE (”really enjoy”) inside INCR (”solvent briefly” in the money sense)
2 LABOUR (BAL[f]OUR)* We’ve seen the “F-off” technique used before, it still raises a smile.
3 CONCAVE (CAN)* inside COVE (”old bloke”)
4/22 DOGSBODY DOGS BODY
5 IMOGEN [l]IMO GEN[t] Despite using the general “Girl” as a definition, this gets the favourite clue award:
Girl, fancy car, top off, bloke getting end away (6)
8 TRIUMPH PM (”Brown”) and later I (”Cyclops”) inside HURT (”sting”) all reversed (”mounted”)
9 HANGER-ON HANGER (NO)*
14 RACKED UP [c]RACKED UP On first reading the clue implied to me the “opposite” wordplay to that required. I was wondering how “Raked up” apparently meant “burst into laughter” before parsing it as shown:
Burst into laughter when Conservatives’ leader goes “Accumulated points” (6,2)
16/10 MEMBERS ALLOWANCES
18 REDNECKS NECK inside REDS
19 NETWORK (WET)* inside NORK is Nork a particularly Aussie term? Well known enough in the UK now anyway.
21 DONORS CD
22 BUCKET BUCKE[d i]T This is the trickiest in the puzzle, I hope I’ve parsed it aright. It would’ve been the last in if I hadn’t suffered Noah-blindness. The answer is clearly bucket as you kick the bucket when you die, I’ve assumed the last phrase is the definition, the middle “kicked it” gives “bucked it” and the first “Di going spare” indicates removal of “di”. If so, all very clever but there is no way anyone would use such wordplay to discover the answer:
Di going spare, kicked it, Di kicked it (6)
24 CHIT C HIT

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 4 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 364 – Standard Eye Fare

Posted by beermagnet on 12th May 2008

beermagnet.

Erm..  I haven’t got much to say about this one.  It was standard Eye/Cyclops stuff with nothing to greatly complain about, but also also not much to praise – merely workmanlike.  Oh Gawd – have I become a critic now?  Let’s get on with the detail: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 2 Comments »

Private Eye/Cyclops 363 – Taboo

Posted by beermagnet on 28th April 2008

beermagnet.

Last time I wondered if C had gone a step too far with his capitalisation.
This time I wonder if he has gone a C too far. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Private Eye/Cyclops | 1 Comment »