Inquisitor 1346: Strides by Schadenfreude

Preamble: Clashes in 12 cells must be replaced by a number from 1 to 12, different in each case. Corrections to misprints in 13 clues whose answers are entered normally describe the rule for number selection. Numbers in brackets refer to the lengths of grid entries.

The eagle-eyed will have spotted that we’re out of sequence this week. I’m standing in for HiHoBa who will be blogging for me next week. I’m delighted to see that by doing the swap, I’ve landed a Schadenfreude puzzle. But, what’s this? Oh no, those dreaded (but secretly loved) words – “numbers in brackets refer to the lengths of grid entries.”

First clue solved, 18a – ARMAMENTS; first thoughts, it doesn’t fit but it does contain ENT, which is an anagram of TEN.IQ1346

20a THRIVE is next to fall, quickly followed by 18d – STRONGHEAD, which also doesn’t fit. Hmm… no hidden numbers there. On rereading the preamble I realize that I’ve got it wrong – we’re looking for clashes. Hmm… this could be a 3 pipe pint problem! (Apologies to Sir Arthur.)

At this point, if I’d had my wits about me, the penny would have dropped – alas it didn’t and I struggled for a few more hours before turning in. Next morning, with a fresh mind, the penny finally did drop but it still took me a while to finish. Finding the misprinted letters proved quite difficult and I do have one query – see 37 across.

18a (ARM)AMENTS clashes with 18d (STRONG)HEAD. Neither of them are going to fit, obviously. But ARMSTRONG is a name and that’s when the penny dropped giving me my giant leap. Coupled with the title, we’re probably looking for men who have landed on the moon. A quick trip to Wikipedia confirms that twelve men walked on the moon and their names are derived from multiple letter clashes in single cells as shown in the following table:

No. Location Across Down Name
1 g5 18 ARMament 18 STRONGhead Neil ARMSTRONG
2 h10 33 DRINkable 23 triAList Edwin (Buzz) ALDRIN
3 j1 8 CONics 8 RADiale Pete CONRAD
4 e1 1 ungrowN 4 BEAglers Alan BEAN
5 g1 5 aSHEts 6 PARDals Alan SHEPARD
6 m13 39 dratCHELL 30 readMIT Edgar MITCHELL
7 h7 23 SCOTch fir 23 Trialist David SCOTT
8 g10 31 telechIR 32 WINger James IRWIN
9 a1 1 YOlked 1 UNGrown John W. YOUNG
10 a7 21 KEasars 21 DUpattas Charles DUKE
11 c6 19 teNANts 2 opifiCERs Eugene CERNAN
12 d11 34 taiSCHes 29 reMITTed Harrison SCHMITT

Having established that we were looking for moonwalkers I then had to figure out the misprints and, as I’ve said, I found this quite tricky. I had a few “definite” misprints which turned out to be completely wrong. Anyway, the misprints spelled out MOON WALK ORDER thus confirming what I’d already guessed.

I’ve never seen a puzzle before with so many tricks. We had misprints (anywhere in the clue); clashes; words that didn’t fit – oh, and a few normal clues thrown in for good measure. Finding the clashes proved the trickiest. This became a bit easier once I had my list of names to work from but still took a while. Where the extra letters were concerned I thought for a while that we were looking for MOONWALKERS but since that’s only 11 letters it was clearly wrong. Then I wondered, briefly, if it was MOONWALKED RIP but since many of them (at least at the time of writing) are alive and kicking, it wasn’t that. Incidentally, according to Wikipedia, Neil Armstrong died 2 years ago but we know better don’t we: http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com/armstrong-on-moon.html.

Many thanks to Schadenfreude for a puzzle that was, literally, out of this world.

Across

No. Clue Entry Clash(es) Misprint Correction Wordplay
1 Immature queen wearing a French dress UNGROWN / 9-ROW-4 UNG / N R (queen) inside UN (a French)+GOWN (dress)
5 Idiot carrying the broken plates for Ailsa ASHETS / AS-5-TS SHE ASS containing THE (anag: broken)
8 Studies including introduction to integration and cubic geometry CONICS / 3-ICS CON CONS (studies) containing Integration (introduction to)
12 A written work in which characters are kissing softly over in Long Island village LIPOGRAM Kissing->Missing M Long+Island+P (softly)+Over+GRAM (village)
13 Romeo put inside still fond of whales KRILL foNd->foOd O
Romeo inside KILL (still)
14 Incline for skis in Orkney perhaps LEAN-TO skiS->skiO O
LEAN (incline)+TO (for)
15 French engineer that’s backing very loud railroad in Detroit EIFFEL
IE (that’s; rev: backing)+FF (very loud)+EL (American railway)
16 Learner is struggling with iron joist SIRLOIN joiSt->joiNt N
Learner+IS+IRON (anag: struggling)
18 Weapons Royal Marines meant to reassemble in academy square ARMAMENTS / 1-AMENTS ARM
Royal Marines+MEANT (anag: to reassemble) inside Academy+Square
19 No Scots among camp’s occupants TENANTS / TE-11-TS NAN
NA (no in Scottish) inside TENTS (camps)
20 Their vanadium nuts do sell THRIVE Sell->Well W
THEIR+Vanadium (anag: nuts)
21 Parrots are reduced by seventy old sovereigns KEASARS / 10-ASARS KE
KEAS (parrots)+ARe(reduced)+Seventy
23 Pine strut on fire? Not quite SCOTCH FIR / 7-CHFIR SCOT
SCOTCH (strut)+FIRe (not quite)
25 Area destroyed by special electron shell SEA EAR
Special+Electron followed by AREA (anag: destroyed)
26 Position accepted by a hospital no longer ASANA
A+SAN (old hospital)+Accepted
28 Printed note penned by a party anarchist ADORNED pRinted->pAinted A
Note inside A+DO (party)+RED (anarchist)
31 Robot manoeuvring helicopter without operator TELECHIR / TELECH-8 IR
HELICopTER (minus OPerator) (anag: manouevring)
33 Awfully kind earl and baron like malt whisky and fine wine? DRINKABLE / 2-KABLE DRIN
KIND+EARL+Baron (anag: awfully)
34 This case involved astral bodies in the Highlands TAISCHES / TAI-12-ES SCH
THIS CASE (anag: involved)
35 Shaded walk backing onto a wood LLAMA wooD->wooL L
MALL (shades wood; rev: backing)+A
36 Marine creature in Jock’s yard is tied up again RESEALED
SEAL (marin creature) inside REED (Scottish yard)
37 Give away Victoria’s shilling SHED sHilling->sKilling
(maybe)
K
I think this is a double def. SHED=give away and I think that SHED must somehow mean skilling to a Victorian but I couldn’t find it anywhere 🙁
38 Bad men entering street SORT bAd->bOd O
OR (men) inside STreet
39 Aged prostitute about to inform on Chinese local hussy DRATCHELL / DRAT-6 CHELL DELL (old prostitute) containing RAT (inform on)+Chinese

 

Down

No. Clue Entry Clash(es) Misprint Correction Wordplay
1 Fifty inside joined together having part of an egg YOLKED / 9-LKED YO L (50) inside YOKED (joined together)
2 Greek character’s replacing fellow in police craftsmen, now forgotten OPIFISHERS / OPIFI-11-S SHER PI (Greek character) replaces F in OfFICERS (police)
3 Acton women look up on passing humour (Donald) WOLFIT
(never heard of him)
actoN->actoR R
Women+LO (look; rev: up)+FIT (passing humour)
4 Hunt members to remain with large restructured society BEAGLERS / 4-GLERS BEA
BE (remain) followed by LARGE (anag: restructured)
5 Republican money invested in least unstable banks ARMLETS banKs->banDs D
Republican+Money inside LEAST (anag: unstable)
6 A rampant doctor checking friend’s cats PARDALS / 5-ALS PARD
A+DR (doctor; rev: rampant) inside PALS (friends)
7 Section a member in charge of shed SPERMIC sHed->sEed E
Section+PER (a)+Member+IC (in charge)
8 A bone located in hearing organ is retracted RADIALE / 3-IALE RAD
LAID (located) inside EAR (all rev: retracted)
9 Iodine applied to a certain perfume ingredient IONONE
Iodine+ON (applied to)+ONE (certain)
10 Copper and common bird facing financial penalty allowed barely sufficient time CUT IT FINE
CU (copper)+TIT (common bird)+FINE (financial penalty)
11 Promoted products incorporating power circuit SPONSOR promoteD->promoteR R
SONS (products) containing Power+OR (circuit)
17 Cosmologist’s final state, hard to swallow, dead easy for Spenser HEAT DEATH
Hard+EAT (to swallow)+Dead+EATH (easy according to Spenser)
18 Codger avoiding clubs hasn’t developed the power to withstand the effects of booze STRONGHEAD / 1-HEAD STRONG cODGER (minus Clubs)+HASN’T (anag: developed)
21 Dutch attorney in action making silk headscarves DUPATTAS / 10-PATTAS DU DUtch+ATTorney inside PAS (action)
22 Searches for hot goods in the Shetlands managed by Charlie and Ernie? RANCELS RAN (managed)+Charlie+ELS (Ernie Els: South African golfer)
23 A guinea pig camouflaging its trail TRIALIST / 7-RI-2-IST T / AL ITS TRAIL (anag: camouflaging)
24 Spanish composer eating bass with a fancy trimming FALBALA Manuel de FALLA containing Bass+A
25 Find a solution to keep one supporting member SOLIVE SOLVE (find a solution to) containing I (one)
26 Northern drake swapping river for loch swimming with coots at Oban ANKLED Northern+DrAKE (River is changed to Loch) (anag: swimming)
27 Numerical value of heat absorbed by marine fish SCALAR CALorie (value of heat) inside SARgus (marine fish)
29 Relaxed head of Rugby left out East for Brown in the centre REMITTED / RE-12-ED MITT Rugby (head of)+oMITTED (left out; East replaces brOwn)
30 Communist keeping active with German let in again READMIT / READ-6 MIT RED (communist) containing Active+MIT (with in German)
32 Soldier’s favourite victory over Germany WINGER / 8-GER WIN WIN (victory)+GERmany

17 comments on “Inquisitor 1346: Strides by Schadenfreude”

  1. A top-drawer puzzle, but I’m glad I’m currently a man of leisure as it took up a fair chunk of time. Worth it in the end of course, but for a while there I thought I was beaten.

    I also got ARM and STRONG early and my first thought was Tour de France winners, which had me scratching my head to find a word at 8D that started with TADOR, to go with the CON. Then when I found YOUNG at 1D/1A I wondered about royal nicknames – Strongarm and The Young seemed familiar and Bean … at a stretch! It wasn’t until I found ALDRIN that the Doh! moment came and things became marginally easier.

    My only slight complaint is that it seemed a bit Scottish-dialect heavy (and regional-shed obsessive too).

    Thanks to kenmac for the blog (though did you have one too many on 2D?) and Schadenfreude for an outstanding puzzle.

  2. Ah, I thought I’d sorted out all the parsings, but I remember now there was one I wasn’t sure of, and I’m still not. How does ‘coots at Oban’ give ANKLED? I originally had it as ‘with boots at Oban’, assuming that ankled was Scottish dialect for wearing boots, which gave me a confusing B somewhere after the moonwalk.

  3. OPatrick@3:

    Look under CUIT in Chambers. I too had the extra B for ages, leading to much head scratching.

  4. I found this a really enjoyable puzzle – liked the way the clashes spelt the walkers (and now I know there were 12 moon walkers). Unlike others I didn’t get Armstrong until later as my original clashes had 3 letters from each clue clashing and I wrongly assumed they’d all be like that. Put a couple of the 6 letter ones into google and it all became clear.

  5. Schadenfreude’s set loads of puzzles lately and I’ve managed to complete very few of them so I was rather pleased to get to the end of this one. I think my PDM came with ALDRIN which is a very distinctive name and immediately put it into the “Men on the Moon” camp. I struggled to find Number 6 for a while as RE-ADD seemed plausible in the place of the correct READMIT, but otherwise managed to make it through a Schadenfreude in a rare triumph.

  6. Thanks kenmac. The coot spelling of cuit was too obscure for my otherwise invaluable Scots-English dictionary.

  7. I really enjoyed this puzzle. It took a little while for the penny to drop which, for me, came from the clashes in the cell numbered 32 to give IRWIN. This then helped with some of the more intractable clues, but few. if any, were “write-ins”. All in all, I found it the right balance between cluing and the thematic material. Thanks Schadenfraude and to kenmac for the blog.

  8. Strangely, I rumbled the theme almost immediately, as I solved ARMAMENTS and STRONGHEAD first, entirely randomly. It didn’t make completing the puzzle any easier-in fact if anything it may have even made it harder, as I found myself unable to focus on the clues without looking for the constituent parts of the themesters.

    I can’t recall doing a Schadenfreude puzzle I haven’t enjoyed, and this was no exception, thanks

  9. A hugely enjoyable puzzle I thought, presenting a real variety of challenges without being or feeling overly complex.

    It also provided us with a good general knowledge reference point (Armstrong, Aldrin) acting as an inroad to the puzzle’s theme and hence the rest of the wordplay. Yes, I did have to use Wiki to learn the other ten names after getting, like others, Aldrin first. I couldn’t recall the names of any of the ten but can always remember Collins, the third (orbiting) astronaut on Apollo 11, from my original souvenir plate.

    Thanks very much Schadenfreude and kenmac for the blog.

  10. A very accomplished puzzle, as you always expect from Schadenfreude.

    Although it eventually defeated me(actually, a couple of the non-thematic entries let me down – not the Moonwalkers!) it was most enjoyable.

    Thanks to setter and blogger.

  11. When we saw that the setter was Schadenfreude, we knew we were in for a treat. We worked out Armstrong fairly early on and guessed that it could be Moonwalkers. We were determined not to check anything else until we were absolutely stuck!

    Thanks kenmac for the excellent blog and many thanks to Schadenfreude! How do you do it?!

  12. We enoyed this puzzle a geat deal. Like OPatrick a Tour de France detour suggested itself with Armstrong but it all fell into place. Like last week we had one solution from wordplay alone. I’m sure I’m about to kick myself very hard but could some kind soul explain why ‘winger’ is a soldier’s favourite ? Many thanks to setter and blogger.

  13. Lovely puzzle. Penny dropped early for me too – thank you drinkable, thank you Aldrin – so I thought I would try and complete it without the help of the web. Good luck with that. Even with the full list of moon walkers, I found the last few a struggle.

  14. Just clearing the backlog that accumulated while I was on holiday.

    I must say, this puzzle from Schadenfreude restored my faith in the old master.

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